Floetic Verse

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ibowtonoman:

robotindisguise:

Banana Dolphins

it’s that time of year

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mrvvorldwide:

“I’m sweating balls in here!” exclaims the teenage boy. Suddenly, a testicle rolls down his cheek. Then another. They don’t stop. Soon, they cover his body as he screams in terror.

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deadpools:

giemma:

deadpools:

how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????

*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole

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frankoceans:

um why did they remove her boob mole

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the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

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nevver:

Safwat Saleem

yelyahwilliams:

Gap-Toothed Women (Les Blank, 1987)

My life

touchdisky:

Bali, Indonesia by ManButur...

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